Don't We Wish?

In response to the widespread complaints about the overpoweredness or excessive versatility of the Druid class, apparently Blizzard has released the following notes on the next patch:

The following changes will be made to Druid classes:
- Druids in moonkin form will randomly be debuffed with [Avian Flu], which, while infecting any melee target with the same, results in death within thirty seconds. This debuff cannot be removed.
- Druids in cat form will randomly be debuffed with [Hairball], a paralysis effect for 20 seconds.
- Druids in bear and dire-bear form can now be distracted and rooted by use of the [Pickanic Basket] item. Also, any mob or PC with variants on the names "Stephen" or "Colbert" will do bonus damage.
- Druids in aquatic form will receive double damage from [Outboard Motor].
- Druids in flight form and swift-flight form may randomly suffer from the [Jet Engine] debuff, which results in death within five seconds.
- Druids in tree-of-life form will randomly suffer from the [Termites] debuff, which will do 500 damage every ten seconds for two minutes, and result in significant devaluation.
- Druids in travel form may no longer carry the flag in Warsong Gulch--because, as we all know, cheetahs never win.


...I think I need more sleep.